If You Can't Get Into Heaven, You May As Well Salt the Earth

by My Dear Wormwood

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I am going to go on record that I do not support the decision-making process of this song's protagonist. He is largely believed to not be a good dude. But I suspect we've all had these thoughts after a nasty breakup but were decent enough people to not act on them.


released June 19, 2014



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